my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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