Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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