Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
handjob tips. give me some.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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