Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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