i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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