hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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