It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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