I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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