the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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