Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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