haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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