I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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