I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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