u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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