You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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