what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Randomize
