I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
