the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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