I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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