We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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