I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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