I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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