I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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