uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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