I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Rumble strips road head = magical
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
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