Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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