do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
