Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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