Do you still have your period?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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