hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Randomize
