420 ftw
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
The uberlube is also flammable
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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