I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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