You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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