Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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