...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Boobs speak an international language.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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