At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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