I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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