He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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