so explain again why im purple
no
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Randomize
