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i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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