Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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