Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
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you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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