I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I believe in your delicious
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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