I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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