It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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