dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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