Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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