Nicole vs. Life
wakey wakey hands off snakey
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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