You're so nebulous sometimes
And the cops told us we were all naked.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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