Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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