You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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