love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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