All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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