And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
This is classic penis vs brain.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
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