i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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